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K. steps up on stage into spotlight, casting distressingly large shadow.

Behind her, her vampire backing band, the very groovy Continuity of Yellow, throw Elvis-like shapes and wear shades indoors (usually the true mark of a wanker, but we will cut the undead some slack)

Finally, K. nods and they strike up...


TO THE TUNE OF "BE OUR GUEST"
FROM THE DISNEY MUSICAL "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST"


I'm hiiiis bitch
Joss's bitch
It has now become my niche
I rely on him to bother me,
Bewilder and bewitch

There was Spike
Snarling loud
And all of the Scooby crowd
Tara rocked, and Xander's funny,
Anya scared me with the bunny

They can sing
They can dance
After all, they're in a trance
thanks to a big, red, demon Fred Astaire!
And we thank God for leather
and all shout together
"I'm his bitch
Yes, his bitch,
Joss's bitch"

Band rock out on the middle eight. (K does not filk this bit as she's buggered if she can remember how it goes. *g*)

Joss we trust,
Yes we must
For he creates objects of lust
And while Tim may be his prophet
Joss leaves all the rest for dust

Big chorus line o' vamps comes on, game-faced and high-kicking. In tutus. Leather and toile ones. Especially the men.

Stage hands stake one or two vamps in the gantry to create a lovely glittery dust in the spotlights...


Videos,
DVDs
It's a merchandising wheeze
It's the wit I can't resist
Oh yes, I'm skint yet can't desist

Feel the angst
Yet again!
All the drama and manpain!
Even poor old "Angel" can't compare!
Oh yes, Joss sets us reeling,
so once more, with feeling
"I'm his bitch
Whedon's bitch
Yes his bitch...

big finale, sing along now

Yeeees.... Jo-o-oss's... beeeeeetch!!!"

Jazz hands

eyethangyew!

Goodnight.

Comments

( 12 comments — Leave a comment )
coffeeandink
Feb. 14th, 2002 05:54 pm (UTC)
During the odd minutes of the days I'm not Joss' bitch, I'm all yours. *blows kisses*
noelleleithe
Feb. 14th, 2002 06:30 pm (UTC)
::::uncontrollable guffawing commences::::
vonniek
Feb. 14th, 2002 08:16 pm (UTC)
You are one brilliant, deranged puppy. Stop making me want to move to England, damn it! (Throws rose-petals, etc.)
furies
Feb. 14th, 2002 08:54 pm (UTC)
sing a long fun.
i'm laughing so very hard, mostly because i just had to try singing. marvelous, especially the part about anya and the bunny. hee!
lenadances
Feb. 14th, 2002 09:14 pm (UTC)
I love you so very much. That's the cleverest damn thing I've heard (in my head) in a long time. ::bows before the K.::

God DAMN but that episode was good... I must watch it again. Possibly right now.
cazling
Feb. 15th, 2002 02:56 am (UTC)
I think I'm *your* bitch now. (which is a distressingly odd thing to type)

Why is it that that song can be filked so well for so many occasions?
dmaleus
Feb. 15th, 2002 06:18 am (UTC)
That was excellent!
minnow1212
Feb. 15th, 2002 06:23 am (UTC)
I love you. Most especially for this:

Big chorus line o' vamps comes on, game-faced and high-kicking. In tutus. Leather and toile ones. Especially the men.

But for all of it, really.
se_parsons
Feb. 15th, 2002 08:34 am (UTC)
I very nearly spit out my coffee when I got to

jazz hands

You don't know how much that hurts those of us who used to be in show choir. Oh, the pain and the humiliation relived!
cofax7
Feb. 15th, 2002 08:51 am (UTC)
You RULE.

And that is all.

MAN, we are going to have fun this summer. Is it July yet?
qowf
Feb. 15th, 2002 09:57 am (UTC)
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Okay, okay. Okay.

I think the best part is I can picture you, in your Halloween costume, singing this with above mentioned band.

And now, I'm laughing again. Excellent.

Only you.
cybervixenhdn
Feb. 15th, 2002 10:39 am (UTC)
Brilliantly funny!
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