2) UPS has still lost my iPod. I sent it to them in JULY. Clearly they are puppets of Satan and I shall be telling the nice wee Apple chap in India so tomorrow.
3) 46% for the Guitar Nero of NO? Dear sweet baby Elvis on a pogostick. 46%? I am shocked by that figure.
4) Work is still an all-sing, all-dancing festival of suck. But it is an ASADFOS without me. I'd rather hope that means more suck rather than less suck, but I wouldn't put cash on it.
5) I am now off to Prague for the week. Could everyone be all right while I am away, please, and could you all at least attempt to break your streak of fabulous posts for six days so I don't have to go to minus 20 squillion on the "20 previous" button?
6) There just needed to be six.
7) Also seven.