I'd like a reprise.
Boris Johnson -- or as some horrifying idiot on the radio just called him, "BoJo" (angels are weeping) -- just won the mayoral election by about 14,000 votes. He won the first round by about 200,000 votes. He mostly got a huge vote from the leafy rich parts of outer London, which makes me wish to reduce everything outside of zone 3 to a heap of molten slag but that might be a slight over-reaction.
Don't come crying to me when the dandelion-haired tosser makes gaffe after gaffe and lets 4x4s range free all over London, their noxious drivers barging everyone else out of the way.
His acceptance speech was pretty perfect; I just don't believe it's the precursor of anything good
And as for the 69,000 people who voted for the BNP as their first preference, I hope you have piles the size of rugby balls every last day of your life, you despicable racist wastes of DNA.