It is no surprise to anyone, I am sure, to learn that not only has 2008 sucked but it will also last a second longer than other years. An extra second of a rubbish year. Why couldn't we have got an extra second of 2007? That was a pretty fun year. We were happily ignoring the portents of doom then.
In keeping with this year's personal theme of laziness and ennui and being annoying, I leave you with the worst earworm in history. Well, I exaggerate, but only a little. From the Sony Bravia advert, I give you a small gem of 1980s pop music
Sonic Boom Boy Westworld. Four minutes of irritating genius.
You can't get it on iTunes so I don't feel bad about sharing. I can't believe how long it took me to realise what it was actually about either.
Goodbye! Farewell 2008! So long! Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out!
