I'm not sure you've lived until you've spent half an hour trying to use Yo Sushi! chopsticks to fish out six years' worth of (clean, I promise!) undercrackers from behind the radiators.

Eleven hours until I have to move out of my house. I have corralled all the things I need into one room. Now I just need to work out how to half that number of things, so I can actually live in someone else's house, and stay friends with them.

I also have no telly. I am finding this distinctly odd. Hooray for iPlayer.