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Apparently...

I am a dolphin according to the test. While I appreciate that in general terms, the analysis is way off.

If anyone wants a quick character analysis, answer these questions:

(1) What is your favourite animal -- can be domestic or wild. Give four reasons why.

(2) What is your second favourite animal (again with four reasons why)

(3) You are on a path through a forest. Describe it. What kind of forest is it and what is your journey like?

(4) You are by the sea. What is it like and how do you feel about it?

Answers, if anyone can be arsed, next time I get to a computer

[this rigorous personality analyzer brought to you by Emmanuelle Deschamps, our sixth form French A-level teaching assistant in 1990]

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iamsab
Sep. 7th, 2001 11:30 pm (UTC)
they went to the one about the big war, I didn't, I'd seen it before
(1) What is your favourite animal -- can be domestic or wild. Give four reasons why.

mmm, how about a lion. The one from Magritte's Homesickness, my favorite painting. why?

-they're cruel, but only because they like to be on their own.
-they're regal, because someone decided they were kings
-I have this comic with a lion in court. The judge says "you were hungry? case dismissed." so I like lions because they'll kill to eat, without remorse
-what a lovely honey color!

(2) What is your second favourite animal (again with four reasons why)

I'm not sure I have a second favorite animal. I'm not big on animals. [abstaining]

(3) You are on a path through a forest. Describe it. What kind of forest is it and what is your journey like?

It's dark, peaty, sort of a vague suburban forest, not far from a town. there's evidence of humanity, maybe beer cans on the ground. broken chunks of wet bark. fat deciduous trees, and what's left of a bridge someone once made, the frayed ends of a rope swing. I climb up the hill, up the path marked by lots of feet before. someone carved a bench into that tree, so I'll sit there a little, to see why they decided to build it there. I'll push on a little further. swat away bugs. check my watch.

(4) You are by the sea. What is it like and how do you feel about it?

I'm on the santa monica boardwalk, july 4th 103.1 radio festival, before that station went spanish. lots of people, playing games. I want lobster. down below, there's waves, and a tent on the beach, where Cirque du Soleil has set up. it's dark. nice sea breeze, the almost-smell of the Pacific. there are kids sitting on the hoods of their cars on the sand, casting fishing lines out into the water. I take the metal stairs down with SKL, and we wander over to see if we can crash Cirque du Soleil, and then in the dark we take our shoes off and let the waves lick our ankles a little. we don't go in. it's cold. I like the sharp bite of the salt. I'm afraid of sharks and jellyfish.

and I'll tell you, K. I can't imagine what sort of test this is that'll give you answers from that, but I can't wait to see it. thanks for this.

because I'm pretty sure I'm not a wolf, when all is said and done.

got a killer headache, though.