K. (infinitemonkeys) wrote,
K.
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For Robbie

01. What is your favorite word?
It varies. Today... melismatic.

Lacunae. Snurch. Aconite. Meadowsweet. Daft.

02. What is your least favorite word?

Proactive. It's like a wanker alarm. Though the C-word runs it close

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Intelligence and a sense of humour that backs off when it starts to hit cruel

04. What turns you off?

Stupid arrogance. Cruelty

05. What is your favorite curse word?

How can I pick just one? It's like asking me to pick which leg I like best!

Okay -- bollocks. Though "shite" has a place in my heart

06. What sound or noise do you love?

Waves doing the crashing thing; hot sunny day up on the moors when all you can hear are skylarks, wind and bees; people I love laughing so hard that they can't stop

07. What sound or noise do you hate?

This is going to make me sound like a weirdo, but I imagine that the PR battle here is probably lost so... you know on TV and movies, where some smoothie is pouring a bottle of wine into a glass and they've added the noise in post-production?

That glugging makes me feel physically sick.

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Sculptor. Which isn't really a profession. Okay, master carpenter

09. What profession would you not like to do?

Working in a shop, in any capacity whatsoever.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Oi! Your gran wants a word with you"
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