K. (infinitemonkeys) wrote,
K.
infinitemonkeys

I wrote this earlier and then deleted it. But it still applies.

After a protracted period of enduring Ken Livingstone's "Symphony to a London Traffic Jam", (Popular alternative titles: "yeah, fuck you and the dodgem car you're riding into town on" and "Who taught you to drive, Stevie Wonder?") I am not fit for anything but snark.


Shut the hell up:

Those whiney asses over on LJ-news. You know what, if you can't cope with a three-post a day limit maybe you should stop posting every time your cat fucking coughs* or that bitch teacher gives you extra homework because you passed notes in class or someone ignored you or you see a picture of Elijah Wood and Dominic Monaghan that provides "definitive, for definite, proof that they are so doing it"**.

Because I *am* that bitch teacher, and I recommend that you maybe do a "hey, my cat coughed/that bitch teacher/I am *snubbed*, I may die/Domlijah4eva" combo and save me the trouble of having to scroll past four posts that bore me to tears.

Yes, it's your LJ and I don't have to read friendsfriends -- however, logical argument does not come into this (because it's my LJ) and I still want you to shut the hell up about it. I'm irrational like that.

As it happens, I think a three-post limit would suffice easily for most people -- occasionally there is some personal circumstance, need to vent, big national news event or media talking point or fandom KERFUFFLE (Note, no extraneous L, since I am being Ms Bitch today) which prompts more posts a day. So if they just made it 5-10-15, they could avoid much of the hassle

It's a free service. It's only a small reduction of privileges. Deal with it or cough up the money, you tightfisted pillock.

------------

* No one on this friends' list. You only speak of genuinely amusing pet-related things.

**Also, on the Domlijah tip, you might like to double-check McNae's Essential Law for Journalists or whatever your country's relevant code is for the definitions of "libel" and "published" and "fiction". The slashers probably have a defence; you don't.***

*** Yeah, yeah, I know, no one cares. But I'm just being a cow today, so I thought I'd get that bit in
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 18 comments