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It was about the time that I began translating into grammatical English a story about an albino squirrel called Persil that I realised that my job is fucking ridiculous.

I have five A-levels. I could have been a lawyer by now.


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May. 27th, 2003 10:26 am (UTC)
Well, you could still be a lawyer if you really wanted to be. You could be anything you want because you're a tremendously bright person.

It's so vastly different to be a lawyer in England. It's far less insane than the US. Doesn't grind one down to a powder. I think. At least that's my impression. I'd do it in a heartbeat but there's that old thing about not being a UK citizen and Ma and Pa too.

Regards to Persil. Tell him to use sunscreen.

May. 27th, 2003 10:41 am (UTC)
I could have been a lawyer by now

What? And leave the circus?
May. 27th, 2003 10:49 am (UTC)
an albino squirrel called Persil

Does Persil live in Minnesota? Because, dude, I just saw an albino squirrel run across the road in front of me this morning on my way to pickup up the woman I ride to work with. Strangest creature ever.

I've never seen an albino squirrel before in my life, and then here you are, mentioning one.

Weird, I say.
May. 27th, 2003 10:51 am (UTC)
Does he have a tiny sign that says "Kick Me" as well? Poor bugger.

Also, migraines? Stuff like this causes the brain lock that causes the migraines.

I'm just sayin'.

Hey, my sister is moving back to the UK in the next 6 months.

What does this mean for me, you ask?

Why, visits! Lots and lots of visits!


Thanks to your mum from mine
May. 27th, 2003 12:01 pm (UTC)
Yay lawyers!
May. 30th, 2003 08:31 am (UTC)
I have five A-levels. I could have been a lawyer by now

I am a lawyer. It was about the time when I was, in the interests of gathering forensic material for a case, sent out onto Cheapside with two hundred quid in notes and an instruction to buy anything which could be vaginally inserted that came with a printed instruction leaflet that I realised that "fucking ridiculous" didn't even begin to describe it.
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