K. (infinitemonkeys) wrote,

Lies, damned lies, and surveys

The random function strikes again, leading me to Colorgenics.


I believe it to a scary degree, even though it should surely be bunk

That damned survey *g*

(1) Colorgenics bollocks

You have always been on the move seeking affectionate, satisfying and harmonious relationships. Your ultimate goal has been the realisation of an intimate union in which there could be love, self-sacrifice and mutual trust. It has often been said that "True love is just around the corner"...and maybe... if you haven't found it as yet - you possibly soon will.
You are working extremely hard trying to improve your image. You need for those people in positions that matter to recognise your potential and to acknowledge you.
Matters are not progressing as well as you would have hoped and you are having to make concessions but you still believe that your goals are realistic - it's just that people can't seem to see your point of view. You know what you want but you'll only accept suggestions under duress.
As of late, you have been experiencing untold stress .. and this is a result of continuous frustration ... You haven't been taking care of all your physical needs... and it's beginning to show. It would seem that you have a need to find someone to whom you can really relate ... someone perhaps whose standards are as high as your own. You want to be different .... to be individualistic ... to stand out from the common herd. Your inherent control of your sensual instincts is restricting your ability to give yourself to open up freely.... but this, being on your own, this being lonely ..often makes you feel the need to give up some of your strict standards to surrender to the general flow - to be like everyone else; a part of the herd. Deep down you regard such instincts as weaknesses to be overcome. You would like to be loved or admired for yourself alone. You demand recognition and tender loving care.
You have so many ideas that you would like to revitalise but you need to realise a stable and peaceful condition to do so. Once you can free yourself from all the aggravation and tension around you, you will make strides that may amaze you. You will not be prevented from achieving all the things you so desire..

TRANSLATION: You are wet as the Norfolk broads and should belt the fuck up. Also work harder, you lazy cow *g*

(2) Das survey. Followin' the lemmings, as Kim says

four things you would eat on the last day of your life:
- fish and chips from Carvers, near the market in Kingston upon Hull
- heart-failure-on-a-plate nachos with salsa, guacamole, sour cream and cheese
- raspberry trifle with lots of fruit in the jelly
- Pickled Onion flavour Monster Munch

four cds from your collection that you will never get tired of:
- OK Computer - Radiohead / Koyaanisqatsi - Philip Glass / Best of - Crowded House / Static and Silence - The Sundays

four celebrities you would have sex with:
Gah. I'm with C, it's the characters that entice. Celebs are just actors. Thus...
Rupert Giles from Buffy / Mulder (large helpings of "Duh" there) / Jonathan Creek / Egg from This Life

four vacations you have taken:
- interrailing around eastern Europe, with Shahira
- sailing round the US coast in a chemical tanker, with my dad
- NY-Boston-Washington-Chicago-Minneapolis-St Louis-Memphis-SF-buggering about in California, on my own
- Across the US by rail, with Fi

four songs you get stuck in your head frequently:
Bohemian Like You (Dandy Warhols) / Waiting for the Great Leap Forwards (Billy Bragg) / Keep Myself Awake (Black Lab) / Walk On (U2)

four things you'd like to learn:
how to PLAN shit so that I stop messing everything up
kung-fu. (not necessarily in that order

four beverages you drink frequently:
Diet coke / fruit tea / beer / more Diet coke

four tv shows that were on when you were a kid:
Tiswas / Dr Who / Blake's 7 / Quincy

four places to go in your city:
Camden Lock market
The London Eye ferris wheel
The Victorian Greenwich foot tunnel under the Thames
Westminster Cathedral, about 5pm, so you can hear the choir practice

four things to do when you're bored:
Arse about on the internet
Take a bath
Play fantasy casting with favourite books

four things that never fail to cheer you up:
Blackadder reruns
And Your Bird Can Sing by the Beatles
Going to the seaside
Tags: meme, smartarsery

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