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Nov. 21st, 2001

No one should be able to use the word "loins" in fanfic. I'm sorry but no.

Unless you're dyslexic and mean "lions" in which case I forgive you.


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Nov. 21st, 2001 06:52 am (UTC)
I {heart} you.
Nov. 21st, 2001 07:31 am (UTC)
"Loins" is bad, yes, but I don't think anything can compare to the description of Scully's "elixir of love" I read in some fanfic the other day. Eeeuw! ;-)
Nov. 21st, 2001 07:35 am (UTC)
No. No, they shouldn't. Although I forgive loins a little more easily than I forgive "nether regions."

I will add, per a recently-read story, that volition and violation are not really the same thing.

maria nicole
Nov. 21st, 2001 08:45 am (UTC)
I will add, per a recently-read story, that volition and violation are not really the same thing.

Which reminds me, on a non-smutty tangent; neither are "voila" and "viola".

That one makes me weep, either with laughter or with tears for the state of the world, every damn time. *g*

Nov. 21st, 2001 09:04 am (UTC)
I think I've been to the Nether Regions. Isn't it somewhere near Scunthorpe?

Anyway. Addendum: Also banned are core, lave, manjuices (particularly of the dribbling variety), any made-up word which combines a name with a noun and then appends "unique" to it (i.e. unique Spikesmell or whatever)

The volition/violation thing is just alarming. I might start doing things of my own violation.

Nov. 21st, 2001 10:41 am (UTC)
I don't like "center". Her "center". It sounds like an information booth or a place where trains depart.

peace to us all.
Nov. 21st, 2001 11:56 am (UTC)
"Center"... well, that would explain the funky smells and sights of the Transbay Transit Center. *grin*

No more loins! Except, yes, for pork tenderloin. Yummy.
Nov. 22nd, 2001 08:14 am (UTC)
Re: center
You're a sick woman. I like that about you.
Nov. 21st, 2001 08:09 am (UTC)
I'd also be forgiving if they were talking about something tasty like pork loins or tenderloins. *g* I obviously need to get some food in my system ASAP since it's all I'm thinking about.
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