The lyrics meme, if you're not too bored of it already:

1) We are the pretty, petty thieves and you're standing on our streets, where Hector was...
The First of the Gang to Die Morrisseyhernewshoes

2) It's freezing. You'll never get to heaven with a smile on your face from me
Wide Open Space, Mansun xsabx

3) If you've got a blacklist I want to be on it
Waiting for the Great Leap Forwards, Billy Braggse_parsons

4) You know I just can't win, I burn it down it comes right back again
My oh my, David Grayxsabx

6) A muddle of nervous words could never amount to betrayal
Into Temptation, Crowded House marakara


8) Fantastic expectations. Amazing revelations. Final execution and resurrection. Free expression as revolution
F.E.A.R. Ian Brown xsabx

9) Maybe it’s our nowhere towns, our nothing places and our cellophane sounds
Trash, Suede, _ducks

10) And all throughout the years I’ve never strayed from you my dear. But you suspect I’m somewhere else
If I Can't Change Your Mind, Sugar kirbyfest

11) Games, changes and fears I Try, Macy Gray
fourteenlines

13) And the pain was enough to make a shy bald Buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder
Stop Me If You Think That You've Heard This One Before, The Smiths, hernewshoes

14) You've got a nerve to be asking a favour, you've got a nerve to be calling my number
The Rat, The Walkmen, unwinding

16) All of the people around us, they say "Can they be that close?"
We Are Family Sister Sledge leiliaxf

</small>17) This is the definition of my life: lying in bed in the sunlight, choking on the vitamin tablet the doctor gave in the hope of saving me
Dry The Rain, Beta Band sophia_helix</small>

18) Shouldn't you have got a couple piercings and then decided maybe that you were gay?
Not If You Were The Last Junkie on Earth, Dandy Warhols unwinding

19) Drink a drink to tonight, whisky words tumble down in the street
Killermont Street, Aztec Camera xsabx

20) Toys and things that come by the dozen -- that ain't nothin' but drug store lovin'
Hard to Handle, Black Crowes version, leiliaxf/

ETA: Unguessed...

5) "Don't flap, I'll give it back!" But woman, it's not the lack of my possessions that is making me feel cruel
Golden Green, The Wonder Stuff

7) If they gave degrees for cheating destiny, then man, I got a first
I Aint Scared of Lightning, Tom McRae, which I have listened to 75 times on my mac alone, according to iTunes

12) It'�s growing like a tangled vine and rising like a river in the tide
Act Naturally Semisonic.

15) Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso, Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic [which I had to look up]
The music on marakara's video from yesterday. Dragostea Din Tei, by O-Zone, of which more later

God, I'm a big dork.